Posted on February 16, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Patron: But you work here!
Luke: We put the books on the shelves.
Mildred: We’re like the elves in the shoe store.
Luke: Only we don’t work at night.
Mildred: And we’re only invisible to the librarians.
Mildred: Let me find someone who you can take out your anger on.