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Martin: Tell me a few of the items that would be listed in your index if you were a book.
Patron: It’s time for a conversation. You seem like a funny and interesting guy. I know you’ve got it in you.

Martin: But I’d like a peek at your table of contents.
Patron: Listen, this is fun, but I’m not an open book. In fact I’m not a book.

(Martin takes a drink)

Martin: How’s your beer?
Patron: It’s a bit deeper than I like my IPAs, and so aggressively hoppy that I understand why it was named after a rabbit. How’s yours?