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Posted on June 1, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Martin
↓ Transcript
Martin: Since we’re out of the library, I’d like to practice a little role reversal and ask you some questions.
Patron: Sure!
Martin: Which do you prefer? End notes or footnotes?
Patron: Are you trying to hint that you’re into feet?
Martin: French folds or dust jackets? Self publishing or manuscript submission? Front matter or back matter?
Martin: Hardcovers or softcovers?
Patron: I’m hoping this is some elaborate innuendo.
Patron: Sure!
Martin: Which do you prefer? End notes or footnotes?
Patron: Are you trying to hint that you’re into feet?
Martin: French folds or dust jackets? Self publishing or manuscript submission? Front matter or back matter?
Martin: Hardcovers or softcovers?
Patron: I’m hoping this is some elaborate innuendo.
Does he use protection?
Book sleeves, that is.
It must be because I’m a Librarian, but I wouldn’t mind a guy like that….sigh…I am such a nerd.
As a reference librarian, he really should focus on open-ended questions during an interview. He’d learn a lot more that way.