Patron: This is an application for a new passport. I lost mine.
Grant: In that case you’ll need a different form.
Patron: What else do I need?
Grant: Evidence of citizenship and an ID, preferably something with a photo.
Patron: How about a driver’s license?
Grant: That should work!
Patron: I lost that, too. Will they accept my library card?
Grant: No, but it the fact that you have it makes me think you’re a better person.