Posted on September 17, 2018 at 4:26 pm by Gene Ambaum
Grant: In just a few days.
Patron: How do I do that?
Grant: I’ll print you the instructions.
Patron: Is it expensive?
Grant: It’s cheaper if you wait longer.
Patron: That’s not a useful answer.
Grant: Sorry, it sounded like you wanted a value judgement instead of an exact amount.