Fabian: Welcome to middle school library. I’m Fabian.
Fabian: It’s so good to see another librarian.
Esther: I thought you had a fancier name for yourself.
Fabian: I only use that to confuse the staff and parents. They’re still trying to figure out what it means.
Fabian: Misdirection helps when you’re surrounded by adults who constantly make fun of your love of tween fiction.