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Lucy: What’s wrong?
Esther: I’m off to introduce myself to the new middle school librarian.

Lucy: And you’re unhappy because -- ?
Esther: His email signature contains the words “school media raconteur.”

Esther: A librarian is a librarian is a librarian!

Lucy: Remember that you’re off to meet someone you hope to partner with. He’s not your nemesis.
Esther: Yet he’s not going to dazzle me with francofonic words.