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Posted on December 16, 2016 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Howard
↓ Transcript
Patron: When I’m dead I’m going to haunt these damn librarians, too.
Howard: Start by dressing up.
Patron: What’s wrong with my T-shirt?
Howard: The afterlife requires a coat and tie.
The patron roots around in a lost and found tub.
Patron: Good enough?
Howard: Perfect. Now die under mysterious circumstances.
Howard: Start by dressing up.
Patron: What’s wrong with my T-shirt?
Howard: The afterlife requires a coat and tie.
The patron roots around in a lost and found tub.
Patron: Good enough?
Howard: Perfect. Now die under mysterious circumstances.
The curmudgeonly ghost is my favourite character!
🙂
I wish I could tell creepy library patrons to die under mysterious circumstances sometimes.
There are some other creepy characters outside libraries, too.
The cleaning crew has the best stories about library ghosts!