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Patron: When I’m dead I’m going to haunt these damn librarians, too.
Howard: Start by dressing up.

Patron: What’s wrong with my T-shirt?
Howard: The afterlife requires a coat and tie.

The patron roots around in a lost and found tub.

Patron: Good enough?
Howard: Perfect. Now die under mysterious circumstances.

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5 thoughts on “25”

  1. Eva says:

    The curmudgeonly ghost is my favourite character!

  2. Kat says:

    I wish I could tell creepy library patrons to die under mysterious circumstances sometimes.

    1. Elliot says:

      There are some other creepy characters outside libraries, too.

  3. Lu Benke says:

    The cleaning crew has the best stories about library ghosts!

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