Posted on December 15, 2016 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Laura: I need to ask you to stop paying so much attention to what she’s reading.
Patron: But this is a library. And that’s a book.
(Howard is looking over someone’s shoulder at the book they’re reading.)
Patron: Why does he get away with being creepy?
Laura: He’s a ghost. They’re creepy by definition.