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Posted on December 15, 2016 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
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(A patron is sitting, looking irritatedly at the irritating patron, as she reads. The irritating patron is leaning in, paying too much attention to the book the patron is reading.)
Laura: I need to ask you to stop paying so much attention to what she’s reading.
Patron: But this is a library. And that’s a book.
(Howard is looking over someone’s shoulder at the book they’re reading.)
Patron: Why does he get away with being creepy?
Laura: He’s a ghost. They’re creepy by definition.
Laura: I need to ask you to stop paying so much attention to what she’s reading.
Patron: But this is a library. And that’s a book.
(Howard is looking over someone’s shoulder at the book they’re reading.)
Patron: Why does he get away with being creepy?
Laura: He’s a ghost. They’re creepy by definition.