Posted on July 5, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Patron2: Sure, what do you need?
Patron2: By the way, I’m young and totally nonthreatening.
Patron: You don’t need to say that.
Patron2: I’m saying it because it’s true.
Patron: I’m having a problem with that computer.
Patron2: So was the last guy. It’s not you, it’s the library.