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Patron: You’re funny and you know a lot of words.
Martin: I strive to be risible.

Patron: What time do you finish work?
Martin: My sentence will endure until the clock’s Lilliputian paw directs you toward the sise.

Patron: I can’t remember what my question was.
Martin: You’ve illustrated an empty space.

Patron: But I do know that I like a man with a large vocabulary.
Martin: My lexicon is trés bon.