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Posted on May 29, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Martin
↓ Transcript
Patron: I have a question.
Martin: I can wait until you’re done chewing.
Patron: Huh?
Martin: Masticating. Grinding up whatever is in your mouth with your molars.
Patron: You’re like a human thesaurus. Keep going.
Martin: I would if I cud.
Martin: I can wait until you’re done chewing.
Patron: Huh?
Martin: Masticating. Grinding up whatever is in your mouth with your molars.
Patron: You’re like a human thesaurus. Keep going.
Martin: I would if I cud.
Have I said how much I love Martin?
I love Martin.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
No! Bad! Go to the Reference section and think about what you’ve done!