95
Posted on March 24, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Jody
↓ Transcript
Parent: You’re not allowed to come to the library anymore.
Kid: But I like to read. And you want me to read.
Parent: Well, you’re not allowed to talk to the librarians anymore.
Kid: What about when I need help with my homework?
Parent: You’re only allowed to talk to librarians about school-related subjects.
Kid: So math, history, art, those sorts of things?
Parent: Yes, thank you.
Kid: I’m researching how much money, historically, Michelangelo was paid to paint all those naked people.
Kid: But I like to read. And you want me to read.
Parent: Well, you’re not allowed to talk to the librarians anymore.
Kid: What about when I need help with my homework?
Parent: You’re only allowed to talk to librarians about school-related subjects.
Kid: So math, history, art, those sorts of things?
Parent: Yes, thank you.
Kid: I’m researching how much money, historically, Michelangelo was paid to paint all those naked people.
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