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Martin: What about this book?
Patron: Did you find that in an alligator’s mouth?

Martin: It fell into the zoo’s hyena paddock.
Patron: I can’t read the title.

Martin: That’s the point.
Patron: When I see the title page, I’ll know all about the book.

Martin: It’s missing.
Patron: Anyway, the title is at the top of every page.
Martin:  Also chewed up.
Patron: Are you crying?