Patron: What do you mean I can’t check them out?
Jody: Your husband didn’t authorize you to use his card.
Patron: He ordered them.
Jody: So you say. I can’t confirm or deny that.
Patron: It has the first four letters of his last name, and the first three of his first name right here on the hold slip.
Patron: And what other man would request a book on 19th century embroidery, a biography of of a pro wrestling announcer, and a children’s book about bees?
Jody: I can’t give you statistics, but I can say you’d be surprised.