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Phone: Ring ring!

Grant: That’s very loud.
Patron: It’s got the loudest ringtone on the market!
Phone: Ring ring!

Grant: I need you to turn down the volume.
Phone:  Hello?
Patron: Hello? I can’t hear you someone is talking to me hold on!

Patron: It’s not the loudest speakerphone, though, so I need you to keep it down.
Phone: I still can’t hear you!