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Patron: I thought you said this was good.
Howard: I loved that book.

Patron: You said it was dirty.
Howard: That stain on the cover? My blood.

Howard: Once upon a time couldn’t put that book down even though I’d been kicked in the head by my loyal steed.

Patron: I was looking for a different kind of dirty book.
Howard: On page 227 the author mentions a woman’s ankles. // I’ll look away while you read it.