Howard: That is a good book.
Patron: I have to read it for school.
Howard: Your teacher is wise.
Patron: She thinks nobody notices her coffee smells like gin.
Howard: Well she has excellent taste in books.
Patron: She’s always reading romance novels that take place in Scotland.
Howard: At least she added this book to the curriculum.
Patron: She had to after she got in trouble for giving extra credit to kilt wearers last year.