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Patron: It’s impossible to find anyone who has any power in this place.
Martin: I’m standing behind the reference desk.

Martin: That’s enough of a hint to most people that they can ask me for help.

Martin: But because that’s not always the case, I also wear this stylish name tag. And I do my best to maintain a bookish, learned aura. How may I use my librarian powers for your benefit?

Patron: Are you giving me a headache on purpose?!