Posted on October 24, 2017 at 12:11 pm by Gene Ambaum
Martin: I’m standing behind the reference desk.
Martin: That’s enough of a hint to most people that they can ask me for help.
Martin: But because that’s not always the case, I also wear this stylish name tag. And I do my best to maintain a bookish, learned aura. How may I use my librarian powers for your benefit?
Patron: Are you giving me a headache on purpose?!