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Jody: I’m afraid we’re closed.
Patron: What?

Jody: Sorry, we’re closed.

Patron: But I forgot my keys in there!

Jody: You can check the lost and found tomorrow.

Library Comic is published two days a week, Monday and Wednesday. Book reviews Tuesday and Thursday.

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Posted on January 22, 2018 by Gene Ambaum

3 thoughts on “311”

  1. Mouser

    I’ve worked customer service. This is hilarious and awesome because it’s obviously true.

  2. Robert in San Diego

    Ah, the joys of the manufactured crisis….

  3. Pam Mann

    I stopped by my branch today and the outside door didn’t quite close behind me all the way. I noticed a woman come into the vestibule, then walk back out. I did the nice thing and went out to say, “Sorry, we’re closed on Mondays.” She complained about that, then the the conversation went like this:
    Her: “I just want to look at the free magazines in the box in the hall, can I do that?”
    Me: No, I’m sorry the building is closed.
    Her: I don’t want to go in the building, I just want to look at the magazines in the hall.
    Me: But….that… IS the building…..

    Oy….

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