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Posted on August 16, 2018 at 4:52 pm by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Jane
↓ Transcript
Patron 1: We’re here for our summer reading prizes!
Jane: Great! Which one of you read more?
Patron 1: I did!
Patron 2: You read picture books while I read the classics of world literature. It’s different.
Patron 1: It’s not my fault you’re a weirdo who doesn’t like pictures.
Patron 2: The books I read required careful reading and reflection.
Jane: She totally kicked your butt.
Patron 1: I totally kicked your butt.
Jane: Great! Which one of you read more?
Patron 1: I did!
Patron 2: You read picture books while I read the classics of world literature. It’s different.
Patron 1: It’s not my fault you’re a weirdo who doesn’t like pictures.
Patron 2: The books I read required careful reading and reflection.
Jane: She totally kicked your butt.
Patron 1: I totally kicked your butt.