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Posted on August 9, 2018 at 3:31 pm by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Lucy
↓ Transcript
Lucy: You seem unhappy with our shelving.
Patron: I’m happy with 99.99% of it. It’s the other .01% that—
Lucy: Listen, where else are you merely 1/100th of a percent unhappy?
Patron: Um—
Lucy: Nowhere. The library brings great joy into your life. Embrace it.
Patron: I really do love the library! Can I stop now?
Lucy: No. The library doesn’t believe you yet.
Patron: I’m happy with 99.99% of it. It’s the other .01% that—
Lucy: Listen, where else are you merely 1/100th of a percent unhappy?
Patron: Um—
Lucy: Nowhere. The library brings great joy into your life. Embrace it.
Patron: I really do love the library! Can I stop now?
Lucy: No. The library doesn’t believe you yet.