Patron 1: I’m unimpressed with her investigation.
Patron 2: At last we agree on something.
Mildred: You’re really going to toss it out?
Jody: I just deleted it from the catalog, so yes.
Mildred: Then I’ll take it home and give it its last read.
Jody: It’s supposed to be recycled.
Mildred: This poor book has had a bad enough day already.
Jody: But if you are going to anthropomorphize it, I'll make an exception.