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Posted on August 1, 2018 at 12:46 pm by Gene Ambaum
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Patron 1: I found it discarded in the stacks, a book destined to be lost in a crowd of its genre.
Patron 1: My oversized heart took pity on its apparent loneliness, though, as my oversized heart often will.
Patron 1: But alas I’d forgotten my reading glasses at home, and it wasn’t large print.
Patron 2: Be glad you couldn’t read it.
Patron 1: Even the worst books are wonderful!
Jody: If you really thought that you’d have taken it home.
Patron 1: My oversized heart took pity on its apparent loneliness, though, as my oversized heart often will.
Patron 1: But alas I’d forgotten my reading glasses at home, and it wasn’t large print.
Patron 2: Be glad you couldn’t read it.
Patron 1: Even the worst books are wonderful!
Jody: If you really thought that you’d have taken it home.