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Posted on July 31, 2018 at 2:59 pm by Gene Ambaum
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Patron: I saw it on your display shelf about an hour ago.
Patron: I liked the monster on the cover, so I opened it up.
Patron: But after reading a few run-on sentences, I was horrified.
Patron: Apparently I wasn’t the only one.
Patron: I liked the monster on the cover, so I opened it up.
Patron: But after reading a few run-on sentences, I was horrified.
Patron: Apparently I wasn’t the only one.
It was Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Lead Pipe.
It was Mary Sue, in the 18th Disjunctive Clause, with the Comma Splice.
One hour to total destruction? That’s impressive in its own right.