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Posted on July 31, 2018 at 2:59 pm by Gene Ambaum
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Patron: I saw it on your display shelf about an hour ago.
Patron: I liked the monster on the cover, so I opened it up.
Patron: But after reading a few run-on sentences, I was horrified.
Patron: Apparently I wasn’t the only one.
Patron: I liked the monster on the cover, so I opened it up.
Patron: But after reading a few run-on sentences, I was horrified.
Patron: Apparently I wasn’t the only one.
It was Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Lead Pipe.
It was Mary Sue, in the 18th Disjunctive Clause, with the Comma Splice.