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Patron: I saw it on your display shelf about an hour ago.

Patron: I liked the monster on the cover, so I opened it up.

Patron: But after reading a few run-on sentences, I was horrified.

Patron: Apparently I wasn’t the only one.


2 thoughts on “447”

  1. SeanR says:

    It was Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Lead Pipe.

  2. SLeM says:

    It was Mary Sue, in the 18th Disjunctive Clause, with the Comma Splice.

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