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Posted on February 20, 2018 at 12:20 pm by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Martin
↓ Transcript
Patron 1: This book is too difficult for my son. Did you give it to him?
Martin: I did not.
Patron 1: In addition to being inappropriate, that book has warped your mind and made you a liar.
Martin: I did encourage him to give it a try.
Patron 1: So it made a liar of you, too?
Patron 2: It’s a great book!
Martin: Oh yeah? Then I’ll read it when you’re done.
Patron 1: He’s done now.
Patron 2: No I have a few chapters left.
Martin: I did not.
Patron 1: In addition to being inappropriate, that book has warped your mind and made you a liar.
Martin: I did encourage him to give it a try.
Patron 1: So it made a liar of you, too?
Patron 2: It’s a great book!
Martin: Oh yeah? Then I’ll read it when you’re done.
Patron 1: He’s done now.
Patron 2: No I have a few chapters left.