Patron: You’ve never seen a book you hated less than other books?
Grant: One sec.
Patron: The Worst Books of All Time.
Grant: I know. I’m as confused as you.
Grant: Why would someone spend time not just reading them but then writing about them? It’s absurd.
Patron: Why would I want to read this?
Grant: Right. That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. Just walk away.