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Patron: You never use books to answer questions?
Grant: Only when it’s unavoidable.

Patron: So if I ask the right question I can get you to open a book and to admit its value?
Grant: Of course. But you’ll never get me to enjoy it.

Grant: I’m not saying I don’t like stories or information. I’m saying books are outmoded. They are done. And I hate the way paper feels.

Patron: Then can you suggest an ebook for me?
Grant: Now you’re talking. But throw that ridiculous device away and just use your phone.