Jody: Grant disappeared during the crisis.
Grant: Stress causes me stress.
Jody: You know more about the computers than any of us. You could have helped.
Grant: Every time I help with a major computer problem I get threatening emails from our IT department.
Lucy: You need to act like you’re part of the team.
Grant: I help by not feeding the panic.
Lucy: I just want you to do something!
Grant: Sure thing. But I’d like to point out that by walking around the library with a patron I fulfilled your vague directive.