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Howard: In my day this was full of GOOD books.
Gigi: Your original donation consisted of only 548 volumes.

Howard: That was a lot of books back then.
Gigi: There are 111,413 books available for checkout right now, in this building.

(A patron checks out two books at a self checkout machine)

Howard: How many now?
Gigi: How long do I have to do this?
Lucy: You didn't clean up your mess in the staff room so you're on ghost duty all week.