Esther: You are not allowed to make out in the elevator!
Patron: Sorry, we got sidetracked from the report we were working on.
Esther: What’s the report on?
Patron: The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire. But we were having trouble finding the right books.
Esther: Oh! Well I have a few books at my desk right now that would be perfect for --
Esther: Stop using book recommendations to distract me from your infractions!