Mike: I don’t like this new policy.
Gigi: The only time you like rules is when you make them.
Mike: That’s not true. I like them when they make sense.
Mike: “Don’t say anything offensive or derogatory about library materials.”
Gigi: I like it. I’m going to call this the “be good to books” rule.
Mike: I mean, come on, we have books for everyone, including the haters and the idiots.
Gigi: He didn’t mean you!