Martin: I’m afraid the book you put on hold isn’t here yet.
Patron: I don’t believe you checked.
Martin: What makes you say that?
Patron: I didn’t hear you walk away from the desk.
Martin: I’m ninja quiet.
Patron: And I could hear you turning the pages as you read your book.
Martin: There are a lot of pages being turned. This is a library.
Patron: You have very loud and distinct fingers.