



Patron: I just wanted to say thanks!
Jody: You’re welcome!
Patron: I love coming to the library.
Jody: We’re glad you’re here.
Patron: (look of shock)
Jody: What's wrong?
Patron: I just stepped in something squishy.
Jody: Don’t look. Let’s try to hold on to the pleasantness for a moment longer.