



Patron 1: I hope I didn’t make you uncomfortable.
Patron 2: Nor I, you.
Patron 1: Old books make me sneeze.
Patron 2: I have a delicate immune system but, luckily, very few allergies.
Patron 1: It sounds like the beginning of a romantic comedy.
Patron 2: I’m not sure I could date anyone who’d touch library books with their bare hands.
Patron 1: My love of reading trumps the risk of contamination. And I wash my hands early and often.
Patron 2: I stand corrected.
The End.
2 thoughts on “495”
Jeff Youngstrom
Awwww
Jeffrey Corbett
Too late. I am afraid that reading may have already contaminated Trump. So at least something did. As the saying goes, “Vote early and often!”
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