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Patron 1: I just don’t like people watching me.
Patron 2: Trust me, you’re not that interesting.

Patron 2: I’ve been listening to your paranoid rant. You’re unoriginal and exhausting.

Patron 1: Who knows what nefarious activities I might be up to?
Patron 2: If you were up to something you wouldn’t be drawing attention to yourself.

Patron 1: Maybe that’s what I want you to think.
Patron 2: Like I said, exhausting.