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Patron: Little free libraries don’t usually have employees.
Mike: My library doesn’t need to be understaffed just because it’s in front of my house.

Patron: What’s your day job?
Mike: I work in a library.

Patron: And then you come home and run your own library?
Mike: I come home and run my library well.

Patron: You must really like books.
Mike: No, I like being in charge.