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Lucy: A concerned parent complained about your storytime.
Jane: Was it the one on the phone? Or the other one on the phone?

Lucy: You can’t mock the parents.
Jane: I didn’t -- I incorporated their interruptions into my storytime.

Patron 1: You take that back!
Jane: ...said the snake.

Patron 1: I’m contacting the media!
Patron 2: Why is she so loud?
Jane: She thinks what she’s saying is very important.