Patron: Hey, this printer is out of paper.
Mildred: I’ll refill it for you. Be right back.
Patron: How long will this take?
Mildred: As long as it takes.
Patron: Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Patron: Where do they keep the paper? The moon?!
Mildred: Oh that would be nice. I hear it’s very quiet there.