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Patron: What am I supposed to read while I wait for that book I ordered?
Jody: Let me show you where to find the best books in the library.

Patron: Not the Staff Picks shelf?
Jody: No.

Patron: Not the new books shelf?
Jody: New is not always better.

Patron: A book cart?
Jody: These were just returned.
Patron: Why would I want books no one wanted to keep?