Posted on March 29, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Martin: If you’re conducting a survey, I say no.
Grant: I wasn’t asking you.
Martin: Right. Why would you want a broad array of opinions?
Grant: Excuse me, do you ever wish the library had more ebooks?
Patron: All the time!
Martin: What gave her away?
Grant: The wifi antenna sticking out of her forehead.