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Grant: I’m supposed to investigate whether the library should have more ebooks.
Martin: If you’re conducting a survey, I say no.

Grant: I wasn’t asking you.
Martin: Right. Why would you want a broad array of opinions?

Grant: Excuse me, do you ever wish the library had more ebooks?
Patron: All the time!

Martin: What gave her away?
Grant: The wifi antenna sticking out of her forehead.


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