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Posted on May 23, 2022 at 3:04 am by Gene Ambaum
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Firing squad? Hanging? Drawn and Quartered? Keelhaul? Buried to his neck by an anthill? Trunk of a junked car heading to the compactor? …
This actually kind of happened at my library. The patron couldn’t fit the binge box in our bookdrop, so they buried it under a pile of leaves by the front doors and put an orange cone on top. Then called us, to let us know it was there. (Hint: there’s this lovely new feature calling “renewing”.)
How surprised he’ll be when those books are all charged to his account. And then he has to dig them up, and pay for them due to the damage.