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Posted on March 15, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Grant
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Grant: I see some ebooks that might offer you some help but...
Patron: But what?
Grant: None of them are peer reviewed.
Patron: I don’t care.
Grant: In fact, they all seem to have been written by noted crackpots.
Patron: That’s just doctors trying to protect their market.
Grant: I’m afraid these authors are little more than snake oil salespeople.
Patron: Is snake oil a good alternative treatment for my condition?
Patron: But what?
Grant: None of them are peer reviewed.
Patron: I don’t care.
Grant: In fact, they all seem to have been written by noted crackpots.
Patron: That’s just doctors trying to protect their market.
Grant: I’m afraid these authors are little more than snake oil salespeople.
Patron: Is snake oil a good alternative treatment for my condition?
Sufficient snake oil will cure you of the condition known as ‘life’.
I happen to have a jar of genuine snake oil I purchased in the Amazon jungle. It smells terrible.