Step 1: Think of the most appalling, disgustingly unsanitary thing a person could conceivably do while holding a book.
Step 2: Accept that the -average- patrons are already doing that on a regular basis.
Step 3: Begin to feel the creeping horror of wondering what the -Really Awful- patrons might be doing that could top that.
Step 4: Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh….
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Step 1: Think of the most appalling, disgustingly unsanitary thing a person could conceivably do while holding a book.
Step 2: Accept that the -average- patrons are already doing that on a regular basis.
Step 3: Begin to feel the creeping horror of wondering what the -Really Awful- patrons might be doing that could top that.
Step 4: Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh….
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He will pay for that. And cleaning the table.
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