Posted on February 14, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Luke: Did you want to check it out after all?
Patron: No! I don’t want it!
Patron: I want it off the shelf! Out of the library!
Luke: Are you still trying to get me to read it?
Patron: Just get it out of here!
Luke: All this yelling is starting to make me think you don’t really like the book.