Posted on September 12, 2018 at 12:41 pm by Gene Ambaum
Patron: Why should I be punished for my honesty?
Jody: We’re not fining you for being honest.
Jody: We’re fining you for returning your books late.
Patron: But I—
Patron: I should have given up a few minutes ago.
Jody: Don’t worry, we don’t fine you more for realizing the obvious.