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Posted on September 12, 2018 at 12:41 pm by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Jody
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Patron: Why should I be punished for my honesty?
Jody: We’re not fining you for being honest.
Jody: We’re fining you for returning your books late.
Patron: But I—
Jody: AGAIN.
Patron: I should have given up a few minutes ago.
Jody: Don’t worry, we don’t fine you more for realizing the obvious.
Patron: Why should I be punished for my honesty?
Jody: We’re not fining you for being honest.
Jody: We’re fining you for returning your books late.
Patron: But I—
Jody: AGAIN.
Patron: I should have given up a few minutes ago.
Jody: Don’t worry, we don’t fine you more for realizing the obvious.
Although if we did the library would no longer need to be publicly funded, and we could all get big fat raises.
SO FUNNY AND WEIRD BUT I LIKED IT