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Posted on September 12, 2018 at 12:41 pm by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Jody
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Patron: Why should I be punished for my honesty?
Jody: We’re not fining you for being honest.
Jody: We’re fining you for returning your books late.
Patron: But I—
Jody: AGAIN.
Patron: I should have given up a few minutes ago.
Jody: Don’t worry, we don’t fine you more for realizing the obvious.
Patron: Why should I be punished for my honesty?
Jody: We’re not fining you for being honest.
Jody: We’re fining you for returning your books late.
Patron: But I—
Jody: AGAIN.
Patron: I should have given up a few minutes ago.
Jody: Don’t worry, we don’t fine you more for realizing the obvious.
Although if we did the library would no longer need to be publicly funded, and we could all get big fat raises.