Posted on August 24, 2018 at 3:53 pm by Gene Ambaum
Patron: But not me. I can’t stand this place. Look at all the books.
Patron: “I’m so good because I read all the time.”
Martin: You know I work here, right?
Patron: You do? But you look like a real person.
Martin: Normally my name tag is a dead giveaway.