Posted on August 14, 2018 at 4:54 pm by Gene Ambaum
Patron 1: Yeah! Sign up Dad!
Jane: It has prizes, too.
Patron 2: I don’t know.
Jane: We’re hoping the friendly spirit of competition will get everyone in your family to read more.
Patron 1: I’m totally going to read more than you.
Patron 2: Well, I’m not sure that—
Patron 1: I will bury you!