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Person 1: I love your dress!
Person 2: No you don’t.

Person 1: I do! It’s got books all over it!
Person 2: I look like I barfed a rainbow all over myself.

Person 2: This was a gift from my boss. I’m only wearing it because she’s here somewhere.
Person 3: Your boss is right here.

Person 1: Well, we’re three days into the conference, so none of us will remember this anyway, right?